People's Blog • The Jackalope’s Tail Of Two Cities

From Corinth, Texazistan to Norfolk, Virginia the GWONT Train has Police Departments cosplaying MTV, while on duty. It’s called a stress relieving opportunity for participating City Police Departments across the GWONTed plains of the USSA. The jackalope can’t say its stress levels are down as much as the comments about GWONT Train indicate. That in and of itself is extremely stressful on the jackalope pinning this tail on two cities.

But, this is jumping ahead, comrades.

Important Facts about Corinth, Texazistan and Norfolk, Virginia

Corinth is a city in Denton County, Texas, United States; it is a part of the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex. Its population was 22,634 at the 2020 census.

Norfolk is an independent city in Virginia, United States. As of the 2020 census, Norfolk had a population of 238,005, making it the third-most populous city in Virginia after neighboring Virginia Beach and Chesapeake, and the 96th-most populous city in the nation.

Can the jackalope make ‘the facts’ about these two cities in the jackalope’s story any more fonter?

Not much in common but the GWONT Train funk that’s getting spread, glory hallelujah!



And the people think this GWONT Train of The City’s Police cosplay production just took 4 minutes out of the Police Department Employees’ work day getting paid to assist people’s recovery from the ravages of CRIME!

GWONT Town Funk gonna do ya!

Be careful, comrades. What if Corinth, Texazistan’s Police Department challenges your City’s Police Department to a synch off, but failed to alert the public.

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 7/13/2025, 3:39 pm

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