Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,
That TrumpHitler is at it again. A migrant vessel from Mexico was minding it's own business when the Brooklyn Bridge committed an unprovoked assault on the migrant vessel. The migrant vessel was having difficulty maintaining directional control when the Brooklyn Bridge deliberately refused to move to allow the migrant vessel to pass unharmed. Like a bully tripping someone who is already stumbling. Appalling.
Wait, there is a knock at the door. It was a friendly neighborhood Thought Police Operative with an editing suggestion.
PROG OFF:
I'm shocked that this is not how the incident was reported in the first place.
PROG BACK ON:
Floorward!
Red Salmon
That TrumpHitler is at it again. A migrant vessel from Mexico was minding it's own business when the Brooklyn Bridge committed an unprovoked assault on the migrant vessel. The migrant vessel was having difficulty maintaining directional control when the Brooklyn Bridge deliberately refused to move to allow the migrant vessel to pass unharmed. Like a bully tripping someone who is already stumbling. Appalling.
Wait, there is a knock at the door. It was a friendly neighborhood Thought Police Operative with an editing suggestion.
PROG OFF:
I'm shocked that this is not how the incident was reported in the first place.
PROG BACK ON:
Floorward!
Red Salmon
Statistics: Posted by Red Salmon — 5/18/2025, 5:09 pm