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People's Blog • Re: Senator Without A State Welcomes Islam

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It seems, Texazistan's Muslims are behind the secret maneuver to remove the Senator Without A State's copy of The Holy Bible from his library according to Texazistan Iman Man resident.
"If Texans are going to remove the Senator Without A State's copy of Lonesome Dove, then Muslims of Texazistan will remove the Senator's copies of the corrupted texts known as The Holy Bible. Currently, a kryptonite clad mesquite wooden chest is being designed especially by CAIR, as special honor for Senator Cornyn, to house his corrupted texts for transport to final destination solution. We'll be taking those DVD's of The !0 Commandments, The Robe, King of Kings, and Ben Hur as well."

Texazistan Iman Man resident will release another statement as advised.

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 5/5/2025, 6:15 pm



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